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A School Master from very backward remote rural area was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…

"Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement. May God blast you!”

Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV"

Hi CB, good morning...how much DCB can touch on monday....intraday.

Hi rays, I fear the fate of the students study under the guidance of this T chair

Hi Kartik, GA
Hi buffet, true. one more joke for gags.
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
“What do they do here?”
He was told,” First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?”
He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?”

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a government worker, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!
this is how indian gov works

Hi Kartik, ok....so on what rate shall i buy. and how much it ll go up.....for intraday.

Hi CB, Well me to not yet tested Windows 8 ; And you know I usually use Linux distro UBUNTU 12.10 always, bcoz of many advantages over Windows :
And now Why I looked into win 8 bcoz , windows is changing their interfaces to Linux GUIs...... For an example is Win 8 Start Interface
Just wana know whether Microsoft is successful or not ! But I wont use it for normal use , since Linux fetch me more of things !

Dude Have u tried Linux Distro Ubuntu 12.10 ? Just try ! If your start using it : At first we may have some difficulty since we r new to new interfaces and Operating System and more over for the past all these years we had been so much biased on Windows : but if u get in touch with Linux , u will never go off.

Hi CB,

Does it make sense in entering in any of these trades...either in futures or options?

1>PNB---CMP:785, TGT:840,SL--785, Call Rates are for 780 CE---27,800 CE---19,820 CE---11 and 840 CE----08
2>TCS---CMP: 1314, TGT:1375, SL---1275, 1300 CE----41, 1350 CE----18
3>Coal India CMP: 366, TGT: 375, SL---340, 360 CE----12, 380 CE----03

Warm Regards,

DS

Hi sonu, thanks.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer by who seen everything remarked:
“That’s very tolerant and kind of you sir after what that dog just did.”
Blindman replied, “Not really, Actually I’m just finding out where his mouth is,so I can kick him out.”
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back home saying, “love is blind”.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying, “love never dies”.
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African negro : I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Owner : Really, what is he studying.
negro : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ek bus mein bahut bheed hone ke karan ek ladki ne ek ladke se kaha, “are bhaijaan jara side toh dena”
Ladka: Are saali kyon confuse karti hai ya toh 'bhai' bol yaa 'jaan' bol.. bhaijaan kyon bolti hai??